What not to wear...EVER

So this weekend was one of the slower times on the unit for the first time in about a month. I mean, we get some odd characters, but goodness people....remember: breeding within your own family is WRONG! So between my past 2 shifts i had the pleasant encounter with possible inbreeders lol...trust me when i say that as i would just love to see pictures of all your cats and listen to how your kids want nothing to do with you, and hear about every color of your cats, i don't quite have that much time to spend listening throughout my day. But, since today i had some more time in my schedule (yipee) i thoroughly enjoyed critiquing (not judging mind you) while the couple was rambling lol. So, of course i have nothing against deaf people, its "hawwd fo me to undustaaand youu wheeeen youuu have swuch a probwem." Secondly, take note: i CANNOT focus when your not real, we adopted each other as mom and daughter or whatever walks in (picture this) in eeyore pj's, glasses so big they cover her face, boobs that hang down to her waist (with no bra)...ohh and surprise she's pregnant too.......it should just never be worn...(although a bra should be). Anyways, that's the decatur's finest encounter of the day. :)